Almost No News About Paris Hilton

Hey! Where are all the news about Paris Hilton?

Well, believe it or not, there hasn’t been any significant news about her for a couple of days now. The real question should be: Where are all the news writers?

Well, the writers have nothing important to report, but instead, they’re writing trashy and unimportant articles. Garbage, that I don’t post here.

One of these trashy articles says that according to a poll, the American public is tired of all the “scandals” generated by Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan. I don’t know about Britney and Lohan, but I know for a fact that the American public is a hypocrite when it comes to Paris. No one really believes that they’ve had enough of her.

Other crappy articles are about her boyfriends. One of them talks about a boyfriend dumping her for another girl, really stupid stories. I personally don’t care about her boyfriends, but if anything real was happening, I would have posted it here for those who care.

Just wait ’til Monday, and all the valuable articles will be jumping on one another for your attention on ParisHiltonSite.net!

Oh yeah, don’t forget to watch the final episode of the great Simple Life series on E! tonight. 🙁

From: Ruben Conntreras
Time: August 4, 2007, 10:29 pm

I can’t wait for more!

From: terrell
Time: August 5, 2007, 12:00 am

Yea, Paris news has been pretty slow lately. Which is a good thing and means she’s hard at work on her film and album! 😀 Paris rox…

Last episode of Simple Life! 🙁

From: kevin
Time: August 5, 2007, 3:08 am

I know it’s been so quiet lately. Hmm maybe she’s working on her new album or Repo!

Make sure everyone tunes into the Season Finale of Simple Life, actually the Finale Finale of Simple Life 🙁

10pm on E!