Analysing Paris Hilton’s Handwriting

TMZ spoke with Chessa Roth, a handwriting expert with a masters in Graphoanalysis. Roth claims Paris’ note to Harvey Levin reveals some interesting tidbits about her personality.

Roth began her analysis with, “By looking at the cursive signature of Paris Hilton, she put much more emphasis on the word Hilton than Paris … I think if she had been born Paris Doe, she probably would have had a distinctively different character.” And a different trust fund!

“She placed a great deal of emphasis on the eyes,” Roth continued, “She pays attention to all the little details and she can remember them.” Too bad she forgot that little expired license thing!

“Her handwriting shows she is an impulsive young woman — so in many cases, even though she has the ability, her impulsivity causes her to act before she thinks.” Well, that would explain a lot of things.

And finally, what’s with all of those hearts above the lower case “i”s? “Again that’s an idiosyncrasy that says, ‘Look at Me!’ And it also shows her desire to be seen — it’s an intentional device.”

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Aha!!! TMZ didn’t reported everything she said in the video.

1. She’s a perfectionist. | Hint!!! Her album is perfection!

2. She’s intelligent. | We know that!

3. She has difficulty getting goals and staying with the goals. | Ah! Can this explain why she put aside her album and tour? Note again she has difficulty “staying with the goals.”

4. She’s gregarious | We know that!

5. She’s outgoing, easily not get along with and doesn’t feel alienated. | We know that!

6. She knows how to party. | We know that, too!

From: e100
Time: June 26, 2007, 5:43 pm

Did she know who Paris Hilton was prior to looking and analyzing the card, which would have not been that amazing. She could have known all those things about Paris before looking at that. It would be even more interesting to see someone that isn’t famous write something for her to analyze and to be somewhat accurate on that unfamous person’s handwriting.

From: Milton Moore
Time: June 27, 2007, 10:26 am

Her handwriting is what I call the “typical teenage writing,” (i.e., immature) complete with the heart i-dots in her signature with its grossly elaborated capital P and H, indicating her great need for attention. She is very much into “the here and now.” She works very hard to write a nice, legible printed script similar to the school copy. This immature, little girl wants to be understood and to be close to others. Her efforts should make her mommy proud. (From a handwriting analyst)