Associated Press Publishes Article About “Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award”

According to AP’s new article, a couple of hours ago, the comedy magazine said Paris Hilton will collect Harvard Lampoon’s “Hastiest Pudding of the Lampoon Award.”

The AP described Paris Hilton as “26-year-old actress-socialite.” They mentioned that her new movie “The Hottie & the Nottie” will be released on February 8.

They also added that she recently finished filming “Repo! The Genetic Opera!” But they also mentioned a very unnecessary info: “after serving a 23-day jail sentence in Los Angeles last June for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case.”

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From: Dawn
Time: January 15, 2008, 11:21 pm

I still find this confusing.
There should only be TWO awards – the 2008 Man of the year and the 2008 Woman of the year by Hasty Pudding. The award is a pudding pot.

Now if it is anything other than that, it’s a spoof by Lampoon and I don’t know why Paris would even bother.
She ought to just give them the finger with a smile, and tell them to eff off .

If Lampoon is spoofing, it’s probably because they know Paris will be out there for “Hottie” in February.

At any rate, there should be an official announcement who the two selected people are for 2008.
Last year they were Scarlett Johannsen and Ben Stiller.