Beth Ditto Laughs At Paris Hilton

The Gossip star Beth Ditto has admitted that she enjoys laughing at Paris Hilton.

The ‘Standing In The Way of Control’ singer was amused by the socialite’s reaction to being handed a 45-day prison sentence for drink-driving.

Ditto told the NME: “I have this thing where I don’t ever want to bad-mouth a woman. Except for Paris Hilton.

“Please tell me you saw that thing where she was crying in the newspapers, about her going to prison. It was so funny. I was laughing until I was crying.”

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Of course, when Beth Ditto says “I have this thing where I don’t ever want to bad-mouth a woman. Except for Paris Hilton,” what she really means is that she is so jealous of Paris that she has to bad-mouth this unique woman.

She also misunderstands Paris. Clearly, she assumes that Paris was crying because she has to go to jail, but you know, that’s not the main reason why she was crying.

I’ve said this before a million times already. The reason why Paris was crying is because she is treated unfairly by evil authorities who want to use her celebrity status.

From: Lydia
Time: May 30, 2007, 12:37 pm

OF COURSE she was crying because she is going to jail. That is obvious to everyone but you. WAKE UP!!!

From: admin
Time: May 30, 2007, 12:57 pm

It is not the main reason why she was crying.

From: Trevor
Time: May 30, 2007, 5:54 pm

Not to be rude, but unless you ARE Paris, we don’t know what the main reason is. Nobody knows but her.

Beth Ditto is a fat lesbian. Nobody cares about her anyway.