FINAL VERDICT: Paris Hilton Is Going To Jail

How It All Happened

Paris’ Summer at the Prison Hilton

While her pals are hanging in Malibu or the Hamptons, Paris will be spending 45 fun-filled days and nights with 2200 of her closest female felons at Century Regional Detention Facility (CRDF).

Reopened in March, 2006, CRDF is located in beautiful Lynwood,Calif. — just minutes from nearby Compton! While Mr. Chow takeout isn’t available, according to the AP, CRDF does serve three low-sodium poultry based meals a day. Yum! For her own safety, Paris will most likely be segregated from the rest of her prison pals and live in a one or two-person cell. Cozy. During her days at Chez Clink, Paris will get just one hour a day to shower, exercise, watch TV or talk on the phone. And sorry to say, Blackberries are not allowed. Oh, the humanity!

As for wardrobe choices, Paris will have the option of one of four different colored jumpsuits. Depending on how she is classified and where she is housed in the facility, Paris could don a blue, brown, white or classic orange one-piece from the House of Detention collection.

Paris better get crackin’, because with June 5 fast approaching, it gives her just one month to plan her kick-ass going away party!

Paris’ Summer at the Prison Hilton

Moments after Paris Hilton was sentenced to serve 45 in the clink, TMZ learned that her mother, Kathy, rushed over to the lead prosecutor and lashed out, “I want your autograph. This is pathetic.”

In the same breath, as she walked out of the courtroom, Kathy looked up and said, “I can’t believe all the money we spent on this.”

Paris’ Fate Just Moments Away

TMZ has learned that the judge deciding Paris Hilton’s fate is currently in his chambers pondering the deeds of the embattled heiress. His decision on whether Hilton will go to jail for violating the terms of her probation (by driving with a suspended license in February) is expected to be announced any minute.

Before he left the courtroom, the judge heard three witnesses on each side of the case, including Hilton.

On the stand, Hilton blamed the violation on her rep Elliot Mintz, telling the judge that Mintz misled her into believing that her license was valid. In fact, Hilton’s license was suspended after she was busted for DUI on Sept. 7, 2006. CHP officers told the judge that they informed Hilton of her situation — to her face — when they pulled her over on January 15. Hilton was not cited for that incident.

Paris Sings in Court

Paris Hilton is currently testifying on her own behalf before a judge who could throw her in jail for violating her probation.

Hilton’s voice is uncharacteristically somber and monotone as she explains why she drove twice on a suspended license after being busted for DUI. Hilton pleaded no contest to alcohol-related reckless driving last January. The City Attorney wants to throw her in jail for 45 days for the probation violation.

Moments before Paris entered the courtroom, TMZ cameras caught Hilton touching up her make-up. Never underestimate the power of the powder.

From: Mat
Time: May 4, 2007, 6:19 pm

Gosh! Poor Paris. Can’t she go out sooner for good behaviour or something like that?

From: Trevor
Time: May 4, 2007, 6:20 pm

I hope she learned her lesson, though I am sad to hear this. I hope she stays safe in prison, though. That’s my main concern.

From: Mat
Time: May 4, 2007, 6:23 pm

I think she’ll sure get more serious after that.

From: admin
Time: May 4, 2007, 6:39 pm

We’re going to have to analyse this thoroughly, but I believe she will be stronger after this. I think this explains a lot and why she was so slient since her DUI arrest.

From: danter
Time: May 4, 2007, 6:43 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO…………….
I KILL ME

From: Mat
Time: May 4, 2007, 7:41 pm

I think she souldn’t let it put her down. She could write a song about this experience or something else to find a positive side of it and try to learn something about that. She was doing so fine.
But honestly, I allways thought the jugde was a hater.

From: admin
Time: May 4, 2007, 7:49 pm

I refused to believe it at first, but I noticed that her prosecutors are hardcore haters. HOWEVER, Paris is responible for this. I’ll try to analyse this careful and we’ll see what went wrong. What a bad bad luck! All because of that DUI arrest.

From: Mat
Time: May 5, 2007, 5:51 am

Of course she’s responsible for this, but I wonder if this isn’t a huge propaganda, to make people belive that “rich and poors are treated the same way”. I don’t think she should be treated better than anyother, but they are using her to self-promotion.
She gave the haters the chance they were waiting for.