UPDATE #4: Paris Hilton and her bad luck with cell phones

An update on Paris Hilton’s bad luck with BlackBerry phones.

December 5th, 2009
I was at dinner last night and someone spilled their drink on my blackberry and now it’s broken. Any suggestions on how to fix it please?

February 12th, 2010
Lost my blackberry last night while packing for Brazil. It’s somewhere under all the piles of clothes in my room. Just got a new one.

February 12th, 2010
So if you texted me last night and I didn’t answer, it’s because I lost that phone. Resend your texts or emails now. xoxo Paris

March 4th, 2010
I was in such a rush out the door that I forgot my blackberry. So I’m going to have it fedexed. Taking off on our vacation! yay!

April 9th , 2010
Hey @NickyHilton – my blackberry got water in it and isn’t working. So if you need to reach me, call my house line. I’m going to bed early.

April 10th, 2010
Tried drying my blackberry with my blow dryer. Phone is still dead, brutal. I give up, hopefully it will dry out on it’s own overnight.

April 15, 2010
I have the worst luck with phones. Just dropped my blackberry and the screen cracked. Now I can’t see or read anything. Brutal.

June 13, 2010
I lost my phone last night, so if you texted me last night or today and I didn’t answer, it’s cause I didn’t get it.

June 14, 2010
Got a new blackberry, but it didn’t automatically re- add my BBM contacts like usual. So if you used to be on my bbm list, send me your pin

October 2, 2010
Oops. Dropped my blackberry in the bath. 🙁 If you need to reach me text me on my sister’s phone. Love Paris xoxo

December 28, 2010
Finally finished packing for Cabo and just realized that I might have mistakenly packed my blackberry into one of my 6 bags. This is brutal.

December 31, 2010
Sucks not having a phone on New Year’s Eve. 🙁 So since I can’t text anyone. Just wanted to Twitter to you all HAPPY NEW YEARS! Love Paris

February 18, 2011
My blackberry broke last night, so if I didn’t respond to your birthday text wishes thats the reason. Thank you all for the bday wishes!

January 9, 2012 (NEW)
I can’t find my blackberry, so if you texted me & I’m not writing you back. I’m not ignoring you, just don’t have it. 🙁

From: admin
Time: January 9, 2012, 11:37 am

So only one phone incident happened in 2011?

From: Jen
Time: January 9, 2012, 1:16 pm

Paris IS a busy woman and always on the go to a million places.
Besides, she can afford to buy new phones.

Anyone else see her new twitter background this morning?

Very cute underwear set from her FHM photoshoot!

From: scot
Time: January 9, 2012, 5:16 pm

As soon as I saw that tweet my first thought was this list haha. I can’t believe she only lost in once last year.. hrmm. I’ll bet it will happen 3 times this year!

From: scot
Time: January 9, 2012, 7:11 pm

I just saw something that annoyed me. A certain ex-friend of Paris’ is now on a cover revealing that she is a billion dollar brand. Despite that fact that it would actually be her /family/ that is the billion dollar brand. It completely belittles Paris’ claim. Paris is her brand – One single person, one name, fronting an entire brand. They are made of of mostly 3 siblings who pimp themselves out to whatever they possibly can, whether it’s credit cards which turned out to be corrupt, unhealthy ‘diet’ shakes, they even show up to public toilet openings. They’ll always be a step behind Paris and this just further proves that. It’s gross and annoying.

From: LC
Time: January 9, 2012, 9:56 pm

Scott, we already covered this. Paris is and always has been lightyears ahead of the kardashian clan.

From: Benji
Time: January 9, 2012, 10:12 pm

I agree with you Scot. She & her family are the hungriest tigers ever!! They reek of desperation.

BTW Admin, I love the new site header!

From: Dawn
Time: January 9, 2012, 10:27 pm

Agreed.

Not only that – she now also posts 11:11 make a wish, just like Paris.

She tries to copy Paris in everything but it only makes her look pathetic.